I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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