That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Ketchup is God's man juice
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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