Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
the liver wants what the liver wants
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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