so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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