# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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