we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Randomize
