Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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