are you so shy because you have an std?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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