She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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