Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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