p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
