Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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