I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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