Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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