think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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