I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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