her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
