whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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