My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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