the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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