There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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