The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
