it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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