she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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