like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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