Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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