if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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