if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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