I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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