There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
we should paint friendship bongs
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