It's Friday. Sex?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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