just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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