I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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