did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
