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say what?
wanna hang out?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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