i don't like sucking hair
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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