babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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