From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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