i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We just shotgunned beers for America
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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