They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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