Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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