normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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