love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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