He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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