To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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