Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I looked at my own cervix.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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