So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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