He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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