He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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