is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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