i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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