OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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