Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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