Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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