what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
