I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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